Teacher Party

The day after the Crane party we had the teacher party, which in some ways was even weirder. Once again we had to come up with a team. I was yellow team and they told me i had to "come up with a logo for yellow! We are yellow team." Somehow they then decided the best logo for yellow was a rat eating a bowl a rice.

We had a crazy teacher rave with blastin techno, some scandalous dancing, and a never ending conga line

Shortly afterwards, the teachers put on a crazy super high budget performance of some weird play/ballet they made about cave-men stealing women, gods stealing the cave men's women, and then lady flower gods helping the cavemen get their ladies back. The costumes were scanty, and the dancing was amazing!

Yeah so to re-iterate, these are all the completely normal teachers we work with everyday.

There were extra games between teams to compete for prizes like the jump rope candy grab. You have to pick up candy WHILE jumping rope. I have no idea how these women accomplished this feat.

This skit was apparently the most hilarious thing ever if you understand the differences between all the dialects in china ("HAHA, she is from Hunan province! Oh dear! Hilarious!")